2 bache ache hain

2 bache ache hain
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
  

Apr, 11 2014     108 chars (1 sms)     4745 views       Funny

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Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->



Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...


2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num


Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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