What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3618 views       Funny

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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga

Or

Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K

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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing


Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...