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What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
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Wy do the number
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.
Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.
Kaisey?
Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil
to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey
"Haseen O Jamil"
2000 mai Lipstick
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
english sher by pappu
English sher by PAPPU:
Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
''DEKHO NA .
''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''
BOY:
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya
GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
aaj tum nein mujh sey
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
to mein batata hoon
"Chalein KFC"?
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
The Result--
Markets Silent
Streets Empty
The Police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
No sms
No Flowers
No Valentine''s
No candles
No Perfumes
No travleing
ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
allah tujhe tere pyare bando ka wasta
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
Height of being Hygienic:
Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
Tum Sari Dunya
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sub Kuch
Sub se HuT ker hy
Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy
ChaL HuT . . . ;->
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