''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''