What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2903 views       Funny

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Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->


Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!