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Kaise Mara?
Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He
"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
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May, 17 2010
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Ek Dost Dosre Se:
Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."
Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"
Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?
Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha
Moral bY
Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
Patient To Nurse
Patient To Nurse
I Don''t Want To
Get Well Because I Love U!
Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,
Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U
Kissing Me
& He Loves Me Too
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
sum1 kills amirs gf
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
''Pakistan m 1 serway
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
y
Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
Ajeb shakhs tha
Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
sawal karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..
Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''
magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..
Papa Sach Or Raaz
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?
To Zardari ne Kaha
BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
The Latest New Dance Craze
The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
"The Politician"
It''s Two Steps Forward
One Step backward
And Then
A Sidestep ... ;->
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