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Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2809 views       Funny

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Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
.
.
.
.
2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
APKI BATAIN...




APKI BOLI...




APKA STYLE...




APKA CHALNA...




APKI SMILE...





APKA SHARMANA...





APKI ADAA...





.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........





KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai


Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.