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May, 19 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2606 views Funny

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in HOSPITAL

in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da

aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian

''Usko dekha to

''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''

yeh ladkibrbruff

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

The ''eternal'' truth

Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?

The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.

Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.

Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.

USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday

In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)

Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

karachi k halat

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

Girl’s Attitude

Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”

THE GREATEST GIFT

THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

Plz Pass Ths Sms

Plz Pass Ths Sms
2 All Ur Frnds..

A Person With B/Group B+ Contact $ 03216321777 Needs 2 Bottles Of

PEPSI
With
1 Large Pizza
Thanks :-)

Ek Zaruri Suchna-

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

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