Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
  

May, 19 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3095 views       Funny

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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->


Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,


Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya





Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->