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May, 19 2010
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What makes a man
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure!!
Barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
sardar ka RADIO kharab
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@
LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@
KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI
N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
height of a music lover
height of a music lover--
"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
.
.
.
Dekhta hi gaya…
?
?
?
?
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
ek molvi ek aurast
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
Don''t believe!
See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
Every walk of life will contain
Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is
.
.
.
"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
Wife: i think our daughter
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
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