Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

May, 26 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 1910 views Funny

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You r a DOG

You r a DOG

KyuN Bura Laga Na?

Par Bura Mat Mano

DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls

Teacher

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..

"Heroinchi"

What Is D Moral Of The

What Is D Moral Of The

Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?

Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi

"Ice Cream"

Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT

Wht Will A

Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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.

Nahi

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.

Let Me Tell U

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.

"Khocha Kola"

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P

Itne Kam Kapray Pehan Kf

Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena

adnan sami ko indian

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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.
bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

PATHAN proposed

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$

100

100

Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->

Bruce Lee''s Favorite

Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?

Kha-Lee ... ;->

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Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

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