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frnds r lik balons
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frnds r lik balons
frnds r lik balons
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.
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One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
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Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Din Main 5 SmS,
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
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Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
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Kya Karne Ka?
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Lekin
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I Wana Dedicate
I
Wana
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U
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Or
Sirf
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Liye
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4
My
LOVE
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Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"
peshawar ki police k
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
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Teri Talashi Leni Hy
chohay ne aik pora suit kutr
=PUre NeWz =
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Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
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''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
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