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JuDGE
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
  

May, 22 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2272 views       Funny

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo iS tHe Bad In ThE WorLd ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MESSAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE WORLD“
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B@D BOY


Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
U r GENIUS.


U r INTELLIGENT.


U r GOOD LOOKING...


U r SMART...


There''s nO Other like u.../

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,


MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."





Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.