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Abey apne kam se kam rakh
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Abey apne kam se kam rakh
Abey apne kam se kam rakh
Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
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May, 12 2010
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Dada apnay poatay se:
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
mhari Life M
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi
Papa:->
Pakitan Means In 2008
Pakitan Means In 2008
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarko''n Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity :-<
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
Behind every Man''s
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
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