Sine me dil, Dil me dard,

Sine me dil, Dil me dard,
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
  

May, 26 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3076 views       Funny

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
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jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''
Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->