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se na koi
aas hy
ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k
meri poem
bakvas hy''
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May, 24 2010
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Lot kar
aa jao
please
main ne
yaqeen karo
"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Bachna ae Hasinoo
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
Open with Love...
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you....;->
Kajra Re"
Kajra Re"
If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?
?
"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
kitne pyar se likha
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
2 pathan masjid me
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
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