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Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
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An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
How. . . ? ? ?
The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
I live by Faith,
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Doctor to sardar
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he
MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he
B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he
M:bhikari hokar b GF banali
B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.
Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.
Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.
Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D
Meaning of PAKISTAN
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
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