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Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
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Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?
Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi
tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?
papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai
BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai
MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali
BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
On Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?
Keep Smiling
Nd
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But….
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,
na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
socho us waqt
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
aaj ka sawal prime m
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
Red ROSE pyar k liye
Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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