When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR
