When ur life is in darkness pray to Go

When ur life is in darkness pray to Go
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2043 views       Funny

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All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya


Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq




Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
do u know wht is mobile








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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P