When ur life is in darkness pray to Go

When ur life is in darkness pray to Go
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2019 views       Funny

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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!


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