When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko Dain ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->
