When ur life is in darkness pray to Go

When ur life is in darkness pray to Go
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2615 views       Funny

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A

Sincere

Pray

To

"GOD"



"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute


* Daughter in Law * " ;->

Jaan
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Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"




A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant



C - Cute
D - Dashing




E - Exciting
F - Fantastic




G - Great
H - Humorous



I - Intelligent




J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....