When ur life is in darkness pray to Go

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

May, 19 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2828 views Funny

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Tum Toh Chahte Ho

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

pathan lawyer

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).

Client congrats you have been successful.

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

zardari to shopekepe

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

Deepak me agar noor

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

If a boy gives

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

film actress meera yesterday screamed

film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

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