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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
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May, 21 2010
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Teacher asks girl,
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
What Is The Next Thing
What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
I Like You I Like You
I Like You
I Like You
I Really Like You
I Really Really Like you....
Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai
"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.
Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:
"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
teacher hume garibo
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
How Come The Dove
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?
How About Pillow ?
It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove
And
It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
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