A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->

May, 21 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 2943 views Funny

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Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO

AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi

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First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

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Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
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Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
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''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Husan bana to diwany bany

Koi to baat hai aap main

Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''

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Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
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Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,

Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->

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Man to a Frnd:
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BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

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dat peepal hoo aar werry

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baddd att spallings... ......... .

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opeeneun???? ?

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Explosive Bomb
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Telling Lie
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Open Your Jacket

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I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz

I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz

Whn I c Some Faults
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I Keep Patient & Just
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"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

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