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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
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May, 21 2010
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Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
Height of Orkuting.
Height of Orkuting...!
Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!
Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
[remembered from train...]
train se yaad aya...
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Na call, na sms mila?
Parh parh msg hasda ja?
Saadi ker na koi parwah?
Mera balance muka?
Te apne set nu taala la
Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:
yajuj majuj? yes sir!
bhot?yes sir!
drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G
button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO
Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO
Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO
AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
"khusra"
in a street and asked:
"Are you a prostitute?"
khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB
Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
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