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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
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May, 21 2010
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in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai
raät k bad din ata hai,
hansi k bad ghum ata hai,
par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya.
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Thief with knife
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
2day i have not
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai
MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?
Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-
Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.
Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
1 Raja Tha Wo
1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
K
Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->
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