Wife to husband:

Wife to husband:
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
  

May, 21 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2471 views       Funny

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Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...




Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...




Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...



Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->


Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..



or...



Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...



Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..




GEO MUSHARAF.......;->
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

"Yes Or No"










Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.



Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!


Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
BREAKING NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
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To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















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