Wife to husband:

Wife to husband:
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
  

May, 21 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2416 views       Funny

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New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->


A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->