Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

May, 21 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 1956 views Funny

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person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->

dekhene do apne cher

Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......

Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

dil laga k kaam kiya karo

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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->

Shayad barish hone

Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,

Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;

Jo i Nhi Light Thi,

Aor

Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,

Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?

''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

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