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Life is short so follow some rules:
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Life is short so follow some rules:
Life is short so follow some rules:
Life is short so follow some rules:
Forgive quickly
Believe slowly
Love truely
Laugh loudly
&
Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!
So
Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
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gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Aik Din Geo K Saat
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...
"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Zardari
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai
jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"
(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
HEER:
HEER:
“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”
RANJHA:
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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Mujay pata hay is waqt
Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay
hath men b pakra huwa hay
us ko daba b rahay ho
tumen sharam nahi ati
Andar dalo apna MOBILE
Why Memons are
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?
Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
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