Mallika at Airport

Mallika at Airport
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
  

May, 20 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2454 views       Funny

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Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"


Lafngon k lye "ufone"



Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO


T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

?

?

Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
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A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,


MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia

Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->