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ApuN Ko FAQEER
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ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
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May, 18 2010
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sabhi pakistan waasiyo se
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
Universal msg 4 every girL...
Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
Dead Bird: A S
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
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Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
Yaad Rakho:
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
.
Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
Our Friendship START
Our Friendship
START
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi
Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti
To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
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