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{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

May, 18 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2859 views Funny

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Last night,da moon

Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?

" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"

SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai

Aankhain Nam Hain

Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai

Aur Kyun Na Ho

Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''

Ye Badalti Rutai''n

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf

KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

~ Tip Of The Day ~

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->

.7.... ..8... ...6..

.7....
..8...
...6..

(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)

Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

mujhe jee bhar k ron

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

.
Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

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