I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

May, 24 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 1964 views Funny

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ALLAMA IQBAL & QUAID-E-AZAM

Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!

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Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

Though i love

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,

rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,

jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai

Full Form Of Boys...

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->

Move down if U like me

Move down if U
like me

So U lyk me

Datz so Sw33t

Ok u can stop

Stop it,enough

Dis iz 2 much

Ok ok i lyk U2 :->

Happy?

Ye fans log B na ;->

1 kabutar pathan k

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 Baar

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??

Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

yeh bat samajh main

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Aap ki valantian

Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)

once chhakka

Once "Chhakka"

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I like to compare

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