I like to compare

I like to compare
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
  

May, 24 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2081 views       Funny

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a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
....Go To HELL....



Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??

So

...GO TO HELL....
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P


This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->