''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.