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Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
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Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
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May, 18 2010
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Sardarji
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
Life is like a drama:
Life is like a drama:
If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)
NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!
pathan 7 t.v
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy
LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai
Larka: S:orRy
Larki:Its Alright
bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
nurse bohut achi hai
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
.
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TOU
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"
Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"
Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater
Again twins
MAx & climax
Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd
"Stop & Fullstop"
the poor wish to b
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...
The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...
The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...
And
The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Shoaib Akhtar Says
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
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