Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!

Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



Altaaf Husain ;->
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     4000 views       Funny

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Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!





HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!




Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,



Dat










ALONE WAS BETTER
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''


IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate


Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff



Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->