Sahab:

Sahab:
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
  

May, 14 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2286 views       Funny

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Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''
Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..



"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->


Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Don''t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”


3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',

Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,







Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha


Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->