Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K Ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha
Husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->
Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan . 1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen . 2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen . 3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy . 4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen . 6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen . 7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy . 8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy . Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
