Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     376 chars (3 sms)     2657 views       Funny

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Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
?
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?
?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
?
?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
?
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G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf







Aap Ki








CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.