Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

May, 13 2010 376 chars (3 sms) 2993 views Funny

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President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

Bus Rahne do

Zindagi mile itnay dhokay

chalo miti pao its ok.

Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe

wo khush ikhlaqi

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
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Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki

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Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
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Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
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Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

pyaar mein kuch bhi

Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
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O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.

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Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)

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Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy

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Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''

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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

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