Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     376 chars (3 sms)     2434 views       Funny

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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
Kya aap jante hai


ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?


wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.


waise aap iss waqt


kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge




Wafa Karenge




Mohabbat Karenge




Sirf Aur Sirf















Pakistan Se ;->
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: Kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
APKI BATAIN...




APKI BOLI...




APKA STYLE...




APKA CHALNA...




APKI SMILE...





APKA SHARMANA...





APKI ADAA...





.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........





KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath


faraz


naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar