Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     376 chars (3 sms)     3034 views       Funny

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