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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
mahmood o ayaz na akati par
mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz
aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
Do sheikh hotel main
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.
wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"
Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
Silly Gurlz... ;->
Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
be your style
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
English 100 - 00
Urdu 100 - 01
Maths 100 - 00
Science 100 - 00
Haramipan 100 - 100
A+ Excellent
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?
Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur
Aur
Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
Funny
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
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