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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Najane log q darte hain,
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
My no. has changed.
My no. has changed.
So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.
My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...
kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!
Laado De Lashkare
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat
Or
Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey
Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar
Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
Arz kia ha..
Arz kia ha..
Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..
Wah wah..
Kia arz krdia ha mene
karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,
to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
whisky beer cigar
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,
Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,
Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
Doosra Bacha :
Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:
yajuj majuj? yes sir!
bhot?yes sir!
drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G
button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
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