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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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''U stole my memories,I excused u
''U stole my memories,I excused u
U stole my laugh, I excused u
U stole my smile, I excused u
But this is too much..
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!''
(",) XCÜS€ M€ !!! _/|_
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_
Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?
Ehsas hy mera..?
Bus me he SmS kroon..?
Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
pathan road accident
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha
Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Sardar To His Friend -
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Pakistan In 2010 ...
Pakistan In 2010 ...
Ek Shaks Chilaya
Aa Gai
Aa Gai
Light Aa Gai ...
Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
.
.
.
.
Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Whats difference
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Happy Moments -Don''t forget me,
Happy Moments -Don''t forget
me,
Difficult Moments-
Trust Me
Quiet Moments-
Call Me,
painful Moments-
Tell me.
Free Moments-
SMS Me ...;->
us gali sy is wajah
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
What is a BEST and
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana
"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
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