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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....
JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With
"Yes Or No"
Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.
Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
1.Kachi Pencil Se.
2.Paki Pencil Se.
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..
Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,
kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata
waqai nahin aata
common sense hay yaar
unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
You Are Sweet , Cute
You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!
You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!
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Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???
Pata Nhi ??
Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Name The Animal Which
Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??
???
???
Socho
???
??
Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...
LANGRA KUUTA
Definition of "WIFE"..............
Definition of "WIFE"..............
"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi
Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->
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