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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
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Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
two frn are talking to each other
two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!
Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
''sadar and pathan ja
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain
sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
''Wada KAro
''Wada KAro
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To?
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Indian Boy: Mere
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
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