aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????


simple!!



aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
  

May, 19 2010     205 chars (2 sms)     2219 views       Funny

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Chahiye,




Kitab Per Lagani Hai,





Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,







" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
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Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

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Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
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to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta