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aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
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aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
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Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
happy birthday enj
Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
Ye Watan Humara Hai...
Ye Watan Humara Hai...
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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
ek aadmi doosrey se
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon
Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo
Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"
Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio
HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)
The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Agr Jamez Bond Mera
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn
11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe
MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA
K LiGhT JaNe Ka
PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
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