Queen of England

Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
  

May, 13 2010     256 chars (2 sms)     2964 views       Funny

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
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Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

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Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->