Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''

May, 13 2010 256 chars (2 sms) 2508 views Funny

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Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

3 cockroaches are

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''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

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Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
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a sensible proposal

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to Love Me

but,
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
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&
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We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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DAFA kro usko ;-)

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

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Every normal

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Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

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Queen of England

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