Queen of England

Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
  

May, 13 2010     256 chars (2 sms)     3402 views       Funny

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Watch Aalim Online ;->
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



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Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.


Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs

Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)