Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''

May, 13 2010 256 chars (2 sms) 2734 views Funny

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...

KAAMWALI ;->

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->

Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

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Queen of England

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