Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''

May, 13 2010 256 chars (2 sms) 2633 views Funny

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D Bst Present 2 Give

D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M "Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.

Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus

Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.

kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

143 means?

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Q:Why is a Sardarji

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

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Queen of England

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