Queen of England

Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
  

May, 13 2010     256 chars (2 sms)     3295 views       Funny

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If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
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Batao kyun???

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Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

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For Thinking

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GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
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Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

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Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
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