Queen of England

Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
  

May, 13 2010     256 chars (2 sms)     2420 views       Funny

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A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils

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Suits
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So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
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How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)


Who is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog is MAINDUCK
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"