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<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
  
May, 24 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2379 views       Funny

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