<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,

<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
  

May, 24 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2102 views       Funny

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INDIA! =P =D
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
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chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)