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Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
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Agr Aapme Or Gadhe
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?
Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)
Repet Once Again
Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
FAMILY TRADITION
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.
Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,
Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,
Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,
Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu
tu
tu
LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
Shakespare Said
Shakespare Said
Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
sab se bara bewakuf insan kon
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Student: Wakeel..
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
wen did u start wearing earing
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
"Mujhe Dhundo"fu
"Mujhe Dhundo"
"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo
"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
u may have 3 reasons
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
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