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Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
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Height of secrecy.
Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Acha
Tareef ke qabil
Pyara dikhne wala
Sweet
Smart
Chand se pyara
Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai
main hoon naa.->
Aaj, kal, harpal, har
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR.
physics teacher now
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !
PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
awam ki purzor farma
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn
11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe
MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA
K LiGhT JaNe Ka
PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
Q. What''s the difference
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?
They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
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