Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
  

May, 18 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     4011 views       Funny

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With




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Socho...........












Socho............






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