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Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
  

May, 21 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3106 views       Funny

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A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"

Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds Showroom"




Guess Y?


















2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge