Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Merey pas apney dost jesi car
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
  

Dec, 31 2013     299 chars (2 sms)     2659 views       Funny

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TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
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Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

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Say it!
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Sms Kiya HAi

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Rewayat Hai Zamanay Ki

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Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par

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Jin Ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay Ki..!!!
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai


Mera Raat ko

Din Ko


Subha Ko Shaam ko

Khaate Waqt

peete Waqt


Sote Waqt

Jaagte Waqt

Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''