Kaha Hai Garib

Kaha Hai Garib
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
  

Dec, 31 2013     144 chars (1 sms)     2282 views       Funny

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2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->


Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->


New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?


Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho
Its possible''
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye


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tum UNMARRIED ho
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.






















































































Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!


1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye ghalti se


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