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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
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Funniest Fact ...
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
''Punjaban:
''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
So many options: Poison,
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
After marriage,
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
there are two types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||
Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"
Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF......... ;->
histry of pakorey
Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
Tip Of The Day:
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
if you love someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
B''cos
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
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