2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

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Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
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He Is Probably Selling

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Tee Quotes

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1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special

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Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)

Mathematics And Women R D 2

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But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
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An ECONOMIST

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An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
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"Rang De Basanti" movie
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Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

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Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

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''1 billi chohe ko

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
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3-The PAKISTANIS-
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Janta Hai Kiya ??

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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

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