2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2604 views       Funny

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Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?














Guess







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So Simple











Open The Phone Directory And Search For

AVAGADRO ... ;->
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur











Shahid Kapoor.
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT



WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output



HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses



TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!