2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2651 views       Funny

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"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"
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2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

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so liya karo
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Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
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He Replied:
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Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
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Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
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