2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2320 views Funny

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Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

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