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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
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An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
father n son
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
u may have 3 reasons
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
If ever I was rude to u
If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
Interviewer: Can
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi
Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion?
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''
A Gorgeous Girl
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study
Musharaf Teen (3)
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.
No:1 Long March
No:2 Nawaz Sharif
And
So Simple
Apun K Sms Se !
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
..
Are itna bhi kya sochna
Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
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