2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2684 views Funny

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Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi

Aur

Unka Ek

"Mike Hussey" :-)

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Na call, na sms mila?

Parh parh msg hasda ja?

Saadi ker na koi parwah?

Mera balance muka?

Te apne set nu taala la

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .

Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker

Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

After That.

Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"

TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI

TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!

Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...

k,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

We''ve known Each other

We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

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