2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3204 views Funny

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A Modern Artist

A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->

Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,

Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,

piyar k geet gungunate
hain,

Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,

Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->

100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"

Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"

Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater

Again twins
MAx & climax

Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd

"Stop & Fullstop"

Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

A rose Rs.7

A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

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