2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2042 views       Funny

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Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->


Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
If You Tried Your Best



And



You Failed



The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.