2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2518 views Funny

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Girls are like Internet domain names..

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.

Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

depressed boy asked an old man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

wen i was sad; u were thr...

wen i was sad; u were thr...

wen i was crying; u were thr...

wen i was unhappy; u were thr...

ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!

MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

Aaj kal ki larkiyan

Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..

Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,

Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;

Jo i Nhi Light Thi,

Aor

Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,

Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?

Q: Wat do you call

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

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