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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
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May, 13 2010
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ejaad main farq
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
Girl asks her lover,
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Kajol is a terrorist
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
Considering his
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe
answer is no wherewhich makes u
pull ur hairthe grades r not
fairbut just like da past 14
years
we don''t care ;->
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Aam logon ko bewaqoof
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!
Wajah mein batata hoon,
"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
Lite can replace Sun
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
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