2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2902 views       Funny

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After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




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"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"


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Umpire Beimaan Tha ???



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Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

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kya yaad nahi kuch yaad nahi,
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.Teri yaad mein sab kuch
bhool gaye
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Kya bhool gaye kuch yaad nahi:]
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi

LOAD SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D