2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2739 views       Funny

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1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO



SOCHO


KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
I Was Standing In The Park


Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''



Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P

Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
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