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Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha
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Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha
Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha
Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha
Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha
Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha
Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha
Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha
Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
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May, 24 2010
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''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
(\./)
/.".) "^---- ,,
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Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
Wait . . . Cool
Wait . . .
Cool
Relaxe
Ok
Ready
Steady
Get
Set
Start
1
2
3
Now Delete The Msg. . .
Time Pass Tha. . . ;->
Gadha tanhai me kya
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?
Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
One persn asks to another
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Biwi Shohar Se
Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai.
NEVER ENDing
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Employee To Boss:
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
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