Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..