Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.

May, 17 2010 101 chars (1 sms) 2807 views Funny

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NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places

1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->

Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
.
.
Yadain Hi Yadain.

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

I Thought Of Suicide

I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D

Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

If I were to make

If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

He Is Probably Selling

Something

That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

socrates was once asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->

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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

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