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May, 17 2010
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It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye
hahahah....
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
. Darwaza bund tha.
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
Plz note my new
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
Bye ;->
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Father:P
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
golden words tum
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
jab lite band hoti h
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
a birthday is a mill
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
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