Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.

May, 17 2010 101 chars (1 sms) 2177 views Funny

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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Garnal Major Ne

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..

Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)

Aata ghee

Aata

ghee

shaker

chawal

k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .

BOY:

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya

GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .

The math teacher

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->

If You Are In

If You Are In

"L O V E"

Press Down

Theher Jao !

Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko

Batata Hoon

Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->

"Every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

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