Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
  

May, 17 2010     101 chars (1 sms)     2921 views       Funny

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''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!

Main teno janat dey saaa..

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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,



mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho