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May, 17 2010
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Wife: Darling !
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Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
GIRL: If U will try 2
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
How Wud u Differentiate
How Wud u Differentiate
Between
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Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?
Simple Hai
Throw A Stone. . .
Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha
Aur
Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
BOY:
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya
GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
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i Heard That
i Heard That
GOOD Looks
Can Kill ....
So
PlZzZ
Avoid Looking At Me
I Don''t Want To
See You Die ... ;->
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Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
Doctor pricription 4 u,
Doctor pricription 4 u,
a cute little smile 4 breakfast
more laugh 4 lunch,
&lots of happiness 4 dinner,
doctor fee??
1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane
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Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Once an Ant
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
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