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May, 17 2010
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Masjid k liye chande
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
Ye msg aik
Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
Name
Malika Sherawat.
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki
''B''ike par
''A''sh!!!!!
In Our Life,
In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time
...
1- LOVE
2- FRiENDSHiP
3- MONEY
4- ILLNESS
5- DEATH
6- ?
Su Su
"Is liye kar k sona!"
pappumere ac me 10
Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?
>
>
>
Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!
Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?
Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K
Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
kapade dhoye dhoby....
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
hum sab khaye gobi......;->
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
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