Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat

Aur Haan ...

Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2238 views Funny

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aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....

yousaf raza gilani to man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

Wedding nite:

Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....

SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above

JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS

JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot

Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

Gadha kitna bekar

Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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HumAyuN

Teacher Asked A Student

Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?

Student : Jii, Pehle Butt

Phr Rajput

Phr Darzi

Aur

Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

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