Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1937 views       Funny

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In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

9.
.
.
.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?



U naughty,
It is letter R !
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
.
.
.
.
.
Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!