Teacher.

Teacher.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
  

May, 25 2010     283 chars (2 sms)     2115 views       Funny

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k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan



Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->