Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

May, 14 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2685 views Funny

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Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Agar Koi Aap Ko

Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho

Pata Hai Kese ???

Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->

valentine qareeb hai

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS

heights of professio

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again

Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Translate It Into English . . . !

My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

U think of ME and I think of U.

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"

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