Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

May, 14 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2324 views Funny

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Zindagi bari udaas hy

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!

''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''

MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->

taarif karun kya aapki???.....

taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
......................
..............................
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

Pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .

Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

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