Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
  

May, 14 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3062 views       Funny

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pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.



Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-