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"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
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May, 14 2010
161 chars (2 sms)
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Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...
"papPu"
Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->
PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
Wo Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ammi.
Abbu.
Bhaiya.
Baji.
Jaldi Aao.
Amazing...!
Us
Gher
Mein
Light Hai ;->/
Definitions :
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
A man sees a fat man
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Before U
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..
After That,
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Who Cares?
He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
''OPEN WITH LOVE
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,
TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,
WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......
BAS WOHI
3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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