Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

May, 14 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2673 views Funny

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Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....

puzzle

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

My wife and I

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

spell the word silk without looking here

spell the word silk without looking here

now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...

ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->

Since our frndship started ...

Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times

WEN I DISTURBED U ...

IRRITATED U ...

FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I''LL CONTINUE"!!

study

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

brrrr bbrrrr

Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...

PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

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