o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
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o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

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