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ab bush ke bad ob



Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"



"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
  
May, 06 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1992 views       Funny

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ho jayega

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jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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