A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai