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Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
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A cigrete shortns ur life
A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni
""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha
Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?
Us Ny Kaha
"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
kameeni msg padhne wala
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai
''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,
wah wah
Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,
Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
I Saw A Dream Yestrday
I Saw A Dream
Yestrday
-Only U and Me-
We Were Running In A
Garden
Me In The Front And U
Running After Me
&
With d Background Music
Of
VODAFONE ... ;->
FUNNY
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893
Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero
Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi
Or
Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Dont buy Land Cruisers.
Dont buy Land Cruisers.
They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.
Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?
Think. . . . . .
Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
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