A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)