''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

May, 24 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 3351 views Funny

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''A baby mosquito

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