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''A baby mosquito
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''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively..
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Paani Ka MaZak
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
SAJJAA TAY KHABBA
Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)
Sharabi ne Doctor
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,
BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..
ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho
gale milna chahte hai sab
kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai
Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun
K Mere Papa Ki Wish
Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
Aaj Bohat He
Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy
Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna
Suna Hy Farishty
SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Arz Hai
Arz Hai
"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,...
Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya...
auR..
AUR,
AuR
Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.
Swimming pool me 6
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??
Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
i m a pepco share holder
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
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