''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..
  

May, 24 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2613 views       Funny

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Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha

Will Close Their Eyes

We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh


Cockroach Hai..!!

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)
UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?














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AVAGADRO ... ;->