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A student grabbed a coin,
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A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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May, 25 2010
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One tourist from U.S.A.
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village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??
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'' Asha ''
---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
Bhikari Pathan sy!
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Musharaf To Arbab
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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
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1 memon mutthi me
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Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
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''True Bayghairti is
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sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
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C ALL U WANT TO C...
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