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A student grabbed a coin,
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A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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May, 25 2010
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SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,
Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,
Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
dhoni yaha bhi hai
Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?
?
Nahi Pata
?
Socho?
Think
?
Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
Teacher to Students
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"
"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Dentist Ki Beti
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Santa:
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
T h e D e f i n i t i o n
T h e
D e f i n i t i o n
O f
A
B e a u t i f u l
W o m a n
I s
O n e
W h o
L o v e s
M e ...
schools colleges and universities remain close
All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!
For details visit:
www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
.
.
.
.
Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,
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