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Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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May, 19 2010
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Can?we do romanc
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
''1 pathan ny jalti
''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Sardar sent a
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
"VOTE"
balance muft charge karny ka tareeqa
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
Teacher
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin
Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?
Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?
Student: Dono, Yani..
"Heroinchi"
hockey aur cricket main kiya faraq hai?
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo...
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
in the absence of no
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,
This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:
''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano
''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !
Amazing Newz
Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
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