"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

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"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
  
May, 13 2010     313 chars (2 sms)     3317 views       Funny

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A lawyer saw an
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