"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

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"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
  
May, 13 2010     313 chars (2 sms)     3368 views       Funny

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1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO



SOCHO


KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....

They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
Ppl say opposite attracts...
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured










Not Like U Jahil :P
most successful ha


Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
Men''ll never
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?
Teacher :
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.


2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.


3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
plz open this after 4 days at thursday
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.

I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,


Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,



Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,




Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

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