Main Tou Kal Se Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon

Main Tou Kal Se Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2508 views       Funny

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PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :

Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy

Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :

Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"
Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,



Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->
Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->


Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->