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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

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May, 06 2010     225 chars (2 sms)     2497 views       Funny

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A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
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Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
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What Has One Horn
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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar
Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





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A Few Years Latter
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