Arz kiya hai......

Arz kiya hai......
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....







jaise...






jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
  

May, 20 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2018 views       Funny

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Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker


It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...



Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)


Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph