A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole